Jenji Kohan, the creator of Netflix smash hit Orange Is The New Black (or OITNB) and the popular Showtime series Weeds announced today that season 3 of OITNB will premiere in Summer 2015 and will be adapted into a novel. Following this announcement, Netflix renewed OITNB for a fourth season and announced that season 3's book has been picked up for an adaptation and broadcast for its instant-streaming.
Netflix representative, Reed Hastings, admits it's a bold move:
"We's Netflix. We's gon' be Netflix forever. We don't play by any rules. You like Do The Right Thing? Fuck you, one day it's gone. Don't think this movie is a comedy or that movie is a drama? Fuck you, fuck genre. We killed Blockbuster! We're unplugging Redbox and making it sing 'daisy'. If we want to fuckin', uh...I don't even know! We are Gods! You understand me!? We. Don't. Play. We have control of you losers. We are your boyfriends/girlfriends who aren't there. We're your parents who are too busy and we're your Friday AND Saturday night that ignores you for hotter people. If we want to make season 3 its own show, well...expect season 1 of season 3 in 2016. I need to calm the fuck down!"
Jenji Kohan could be reached for comment, but she was busy watching Oldboy before Netflix's planned deletion of their recently allowed titles, so... Jenji Kohan could not be reached, ultimately.
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