10. Hissing and growling aggressively for no reason
This one pretty much explains itself.
9. Claiming the buckskin as your own
Need we say more?
8. Spots
Why? Just... why?
7. Lizard teeth
Contrary to popular belief
6. Conjuring dead spirits the wrong way
How many times do we have to say it?
5. Pissing in the family well
Well...?
4. Stop burning the sheets!
Stop!
3. Using the company car to go on road trips with your best friend Louise
Yes, we know. We're not that stupid
2. Going alpaca hunting in the Andes without telling us
Seriously?
1. Where are my keys? Oh, there they are -- in your Venetian napsack!
This has gone on long enough
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