While performing at a concert in Wichita, Kansas, this past weekend, rap icon Iggy Azalea caught her audience off-guard when they noticed what could only be described as 'peeling.' Amidst all the commotion in the crowd one fan spotted a large flap of skin hanging from the back of Iggy's neck. "I was so happy that Iggy finally decided to come to Wichita - she really has a fan base here! But when I saw the peeling skin I was disappointed. This is not the Iggy Azalea I grew up listening to."
Little did this fan know, this was exactly the Iggy Azalea she grew up listening to.
As the night came to a close and the peeling flesh could no longer be ignored, Azalea revealed herself to actually be forgotten comedian Marlon Wayans. "It's me!" He shouted, to everyone's horrified disgust and confusion.
"I've never even been to Australia," Wayans told reporters following the unveiling. "I was just doing my best impression of what a white girl sounds and acts like, and it seemed to work." Having acquired many skills in white girl impersonating over the course of his studious career, Wayans described the past four years of his life as "a piece of cake."
Though the news angered fans, Iggy's detractors now ironically like her. One former denouncer said, "What I used to think was offensive aural blackface was actually the only honest part about her -- er, him."
One fan, however, was able to predict the shocking revelation, saying, "She started to peel right before our very eyes, and then entire chunks of her body were falling off and no blood? No way, that's got to be Marlon Wayans in there."
But Iggy's two biggest fans did not see it coming: her parents. "Word got back to us and we were stunned," said Iggy's father, Uggy. "It was tough to accept, but we knew we had to inform the rest of the family." Iggy's mother, Eggy, was especially hurt by the announcement. "What happened to my little girl? My sweet girl! My baby!" She kept shouting.
Uggy admitted that he and his wife had feared this day. "When she left home for America there was a moment when we looked at each other and thought, 'Marlon Wayans lives there, among other black male comedians,' but we knew that we had to let our little birdy fly away to the big city and make a name for herself."
The family is holding a memorial service for Iggy on the 10th of December.
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