My condolences to the Reagan family and to you, Nancy, for you will probably not join Ron in the afterlife...
It makes sense to me that you want to. You're scheming to somehow make it into Hell, break him out of the chamber he's kept in, which, as you know, is made of some unholy metalloid, then leave without losing your damn mind, soul or blockbuster card LOL (that last part was a joke, unless Heaven has a blockbuster[?]).
But then you have to weigh your case before a council as to why you think his entry is worthy. But I can tell you there are three solid reasons he won't be allowed in:
6. Ronald
6. Wilson
6. Reagan
He's, no doubt, in Hell. He was one of the worst human-beings to ever live. So you have a choice, Nance: You sacrifice your own place in Heaven for Ron, or you stay there among the angels and welcome your children the day they arrive.
This is silly, I know. You won't read this whole thing. Or you will, a Reagan never gives up!
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